What The Fuck Happened To Tapes? Records! was started in 2002 by myself and friend, Nick Klimczak. Back then, especially in Naples Florida, CDr's and CD's were all the rage. They were almost always hastily done, boring looking and to me just seemed so disposable. No heart and no effort seemed to be put into them. Almost no one released their demos on tape anymore. To me, that was when things started to get a little to slick and "hands-off" for me. It was easy to burn a ton of CDr's, make some shotty cover and have something that was easily devourered. I grew up on tapes and felt that they were getting a bum rap. So the label was essentally a way or protesting what was happening in the town I grew up in and also to try and breath some life into a scene that getting farther and farther away from DIY punk/hardcore.

Now, in 2011 and beyond, tapes have showed their staying power and the CD/CDr format has pretty much died.  Which rules, but also kind of renders the name of this label silly and obsolete, because it seems like we won. Tapes proved to be a cheap, durable means to release punk. 

WTFHTT?Records! was never a very active label.  I just put stuff out whenever it seemed necessary.  During it's existence, besides tapes, we released two 7"s and some CD'rs. The label was run by me, but there were a handful of great people who helped cut, fold, walk me through making this website as well as countless other tasks. They are as much a part of this label as anyone.  

I've pretty much stopped doing the label and switched focus to the zine. This page, which used to be an entire website, has been condensed down and now serves as documentation of the label's history. The "last" release on the label came out in 2010 and is still available. All other releases are sold out unless otherwise noted.

People who have helped over the years that deserve more than thanks: Felix "The Sour- Kraut" Lepa, Jessi Hughey, Nevin Marshall, John Fahy and of course, Nick Klimczak. 

 



WTFHTT?R011- WAKING UP HURTS - Collection TAPE
$5ppd. US / $6ppd. World
Finally, this long overdue release is out. This takes the "serious" tracks off of the very
limited demo CDr (only about 50 made), and also has 3 TEMPER T AND THE WARCATS songs (one that only appeared on a comp) that Nick did with a friend and former band mate, Tony Keaton. This also has an intro that was never released that Nick put on a mix for me before the demo was finished. This is a release I can say that I'm most proud of. A lot of work and time went into this and I'm sure Nick would have been happy with it. WAKING UP HURTS is layers of guitars, voices, violins, samples & more. It is haunting and goregous music and now it finally has gotten a proper release.
Pressing Info:
Only 150 of these exist. All are on protapes with a screen printed, double-sided J card. They come with a full color booklet with writing and photos that is housed in a thick cardboard, double-sided, screen printed cover. All of this comes in a cloth satchel with has a two color screen print on both sides.


(WAKING UP HURTS is Nick from EVIL EXISTENCE delivering hauntingly beautiful music. Pained vocals are screamed and sung over layers of guitars and violins. The music is intricate and the lyrics are mean. The best description i can think of is if GOD SPEED YOU BLACK EMPEROR wrote more involved songs and played soley accoustic. Beautiful guitars, beautiful violins, beautiful vocals. This is so full and powerful sounding, it's hard to believe its only one guy. There are a few copies of his demo floating around, but it was rushed, and you can tell. Sadly, Nick passed away in 2007.)


MP3: Bags & Bottles

INFO: website


 

 


WTFHTT?R010- PANZRAM - Demo TAPE/CDr
SOLD OUT ---See link below for download
PANZRAM offers up 6 tracks of a noisey, slightly off kilter brand of hardcore. We recorded it in one day up in Tampa at the in-famous, Lady Godiva's Operations with the sly fox, Carson Cox working the dials. We have no website, but there is a far better biography/description, our entire demo for download as well as newer releases and updates at
John's blog: HUMAN CRUSH RECORDINGS
Pressing Info:
200 pro tapes and approx. 50 CDrs exist. The tapes come with a photocopied jacket with a glued and stapled
booklet that has lyrics, some explanations and info. The CDr's come in a folded and sewn photocopied, cardstock
cover with a slightly altered lyric sheet and screen printed cd faces. It is a split release with Human Crush Recordings.

 

(PANZRAM is made up of John and Joe who both play in MERKIT. When MERKIT became a less active, the two of us decided to start something new. This band, unlike MERKIT, was formed out of the ugliness both of us were feeling and is a bit darker and more unhappy than MERKIT, or any of our previous bands. John and I both play different instruments than neither of us completely feel at home with and I think that lends itself well the the noisey, slightly off kilter brand of hardcore that we play. PANZRAM now have two demos out as well as a song on the comp, "The World Itself Is A Bad Dream" on Drugged Conscience Records, and went on a 10 day tour in the summer of '09 and have a 10", 7" and another tour in the works.) 

CONTACT: PO Box 457/Ft. Myers, Fl 33902 - website/MP3's - email


 




WTFHTT?R009- BUCKSHOT FACELIFT - Demo 7"
$4PPD.
When MERKIT played with these guys on our first tour we were blown away by these fucking guys.
They just looked like normal dudes, and we didn't know what to expect. Then when they starting
playing, they made our heads explode with some of the sickest, most interesting (but NOT tech)
grindcore we've ever heard. After the show we hung out a little and then immediately put on the
demo that they were handing out. The recording fits and captures the music perfectly. It's weird,
off-putting and disgusting! On our second tour we played with them again and were even more destroyed
by the shit they unleashed. We listened to that demo for at least 6 months straight and decided that this
NEEDED to be put to vinyl. This record to me is exactly what grindcore/hardcore should be: Angry,
disgusted and gross. If you are into grind but hate straight blast beats, then this is for you.
Pressing Info:
There are 500 of these motherfuckers. All on Black vinyl. Two color screenprinted covers with
different color covers and inks: 44 red/gray swirl, 227 black, and 229 gray. This is a split
release with: Human Crush, Drugged Conscience, Machine Gun Funk & Old Souls Collective.



(BUCKSHOT FACELIFT is 4 dudes from Long Island, NY. They play disguisted grindcore that mixes in some of that older NY/Long Island sound. BUCKSHOT take influences from bands like CONNIPTION, SCAPEGRACE and then distort them into some truly disturbing and unsettling grindcore. The vocals are straight up sick, and the music is ugly as fuck. They have a brand new LP out called, Anchors of an Armless God which is self-released with a beautiful, etched b-side and full color insert. They also have a full length called, Universal Goat Tilt, a 3 way split 7" and a split tape.) 

MP3: Colossal Meat Smorgasbord .

CONTACT: 6 Briarcliff Place/Huntington, NY 11743/USA - website - email

 

 




WTFHTT?R008- MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE JUST STAYED IN FLORIDA - compilation TAPE
SOLD OUT
I've wanted to do something like this for years. And since the story about Naples HC/Punk
in Seven Inches To Freedom #2, I've gotten a request or two for tapes of some of the bands
mentioned. In the written history i tried to be objective, but fair, by talking about bands
that made some impact on the scene, whether i liked them or not. But on this tape i picked,
in my opinion, the best Naples had to offer. I'm super excited to finally document a
piece of history in Florida HC/PUNK. The bands are: THE ADVERSARIES, SHORT ORDER, CODE BLUE,
THE ASTHMATICS, EVIL EXISTENCE and THE WATER RAT EXPERIMENT.
Pressing Info:
I only made 50 of these but might be inclined to make more copies if anyone show interest.


WTFHTT?R007- MERKIT- s/t 7"
SOLD OUT.
Fuck Yeah! Here are 6 more songs of Merkit's mean-ass-mish-mash of d-beat, blast beasts and hardcore. The packaging is a killer 3 color print that we did ourselves all of recycled paper recovered from the trash. The insert has lyrics, explanations and other assorted writings. Holy shit is this shit pissed.
Pressing Info:
500 of these sucker made with a 3 color screenprint that you know we did ourselves!

(MERKIT was a 4 man outfit that played mean HC/punk that isnt affraid of blast beats. The music is heavy, dark and mixes fast grindy parts, slower even sludgy breakdowns and realizes the importance of solid fast parts...whatever the fuck that means. Members switched up instruments and vocal duties, and all members shared song writing duties, so you never know what you're going to get. They have a whole gang of releases and have just put out a discography CD compiling all of them. They have toured the midwest and east coast four times and made it to Europe twice before calling it quits in 2010.) 


MP3: Fucking Fratboy Burden

CONTACT: PO Box 457/Ft. Myers, Fl 33902-0457/USA - website - email


 

WTFHTT?R006- MERKIT- DEMO
SOLD OUT.
Merkit play mean, dark and fast hardcore. think Left For Dead mixed with Spazz with a lot of distorted bass and nastiness. All members of the band write the music so there are a ton of different influences. 6 songs complete with lyrics and explanations and a ton of samples. This shit rules.
Pressing Info:
200 Tapes, with different color cover and about 200 CDr's.

WTFHTT?R005- JIYUNA- THE DEVIL IS WAITING IN THE PALACE…RUSH COURAGEOUSLY
TAPE-SOLD OUT/CD-$3PPD/LP-$5PPD. - Available from IFB Records (see link below)
10 songs of passionate hardcore. This release is full of driving guitar parts, intricate drumming, amazing bass lines, weird song structures. It's vocally more diverse with all members of the band offering their voice and lyrics. The lyrics are personal and political and touch on a broad variety of topics. And this all comes in a beautiful wooden case. The title of the album comes from an old Nintendo game called Legendary Wings. A lot of time, work and love went into this and we wouldn't want it any other way. For MP3's go to
theIFBRecords website and click on Sounds.
Pressing Info:
This was a huge under taking. There are 500 LP's, 1000 CD's and 100 TAPES. The tapes has
a wooden case with a screenprinted cloth cover and a bunch of stamps all over it. The LP's
have a screen printed cover with the leaves colored in (some by us and some by Nevin's
6th grade students). The Cd's have a 2 color, 3 sides screen print and the tops of the buildings
are die cut so that the CD, which looks like the moon, shows through.

(JIYUNA were around for a number of years and have been quietly gaining respect. They play sincere, complex emotional hardcore. They have a demo, split 7" and two full lengths under their belt which takes the classic florida hc sound and manipulates it something very different. And now with their 3rd full length out, with a new line up, their sound has progressed even more. This could be compaired to RAEIN or ENVY with some driving parts, some heavy parts, some technical parts and a whole bunch of weird time signatures. Even though I was in the band during this release, I recognized their talent and passion the first time I encountered them.)


MP3: New Dawg

CONTACT: 4447 St. Clair Ave./Ft. Myers FL 33903/USA - website - email


 

For more pictures:
here and here.


WTFHTT?R004- EVIL EXISTENCE - 8 Song Demo
SOLD OUT
8 tracks that are diverse as hell. A little bit of grind, melody and thrash are mixed into this metallic brand of hc/punk. It. comes in 100% dumpster approved packaging including lyrics that are very hard to read.
Pressing Info:
This was released as a tape and then a CDr. The tapes came in a slip case
(like a cassette single) that were excruitiating to make, and the CDr's came in a
plastic sleeve with a screened cardboard jacket. I have no idea how many tapes
were made. 128 CDs were pressed (the first 28 CDs had spray paint on the CD,
the other 100 had a silk screened EE logo on them).
 

(EVIL EXISTENCE were a diverse hc/crust band from Naples. They started off under the name PROPOSITION OF CHANGE playing political punk that was heavily influenced by THE PIST, DESTROY, CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE, and the like. After a while, and a line up change, the music then progressed and mixed bits of crust, metal, grind, punk and everything in between. The music was sometimes fun and other times moody and emotional. And they never took themselves too seriously. They recorded two full lengths and two EP's before their demise in early 2005.)


MP3: Nostalgia Is Our Weapon

CONTACT: PO Box 457./Ft. Myers, Fl 33902-0457/USA - website - email


 
 
 

WTFHTT?R003- EVIL EXISTENCE - Armies of Ignorance
SOLD OUT.
14 tracks and a quick tribute to the short lived band, The Drunken Masters recorded in the summers of 2000 & 2001, in a studio, with the old line up. This is a part of Naples, FL's punk rock history from back when days were packed with sitting outside 7-11 asking for change. This has the same songs as the cd, but has a new and improved layout, now including lyrics. "East Naples Poor Core" at it's best.
Pressing Info:
About 50 - 100 were released of this. We releaed this because we had nothing recorded with the new line up...and because I was itching to put out another release.


WTFHTT?R002 - LEFTOVER CRACK- Live in Naples 4.13.02
SOLD OUT.
Yes, we put this out. Nick recorded when they played in Naples and said he talked to the band about putting it out - who knows if he actually did. I'm not sure if he ever sent them copies. This has 12 songs by Choking Victim/Leftover Crack, that sound pretty damn good, not to mention 1 awesome yet to be recorded (at the time of this show) song. It comes with a thick, good looking booklet with lyrics/info/etc.
Pressing Info:
I think there were 75 of these? THEY ARE LONG GONE AND WILL NEVER BE REPRESSED. PLEASE DON'T EMAIL ME ABOUT IT.

WTFHTT?R001- BURN YOUR SCENE TO THE GROUND..AND START SOMETHING NEW comp.
SOLD OUT.
This mix tape contains 10 bands from all over the world, 15 songs, and countless ideas. It comes
with a 12 page booklet that includes lyrics, information, websites, and address' for all the bands,
as well as some ways to get more invovled. It was a project that came about to get my local
scene started again. And it is 100% FREE.
Pressing Info:
There were about 100 of these(???) all dubbed on "recycled" tapes.


These weren't released by the label, but they might as well have been.

EVIL EXISTENCE - Summer '04 CDr
SOLD OUT
This is the final EE release. These 2(and 1/2) songs are, in my biased opinion, lyrically and musically their best. They are moody, dark and just fucking kill! Lyrically, both songs are bleak and straight up dissapointed with life and humanity in general. The first song is crushingly heavy, while the 2nd is urgent and frantic. The recording on this is pretty bad, but the emotion easily shows through. It's packaged in a manilla envelope with glued on covers and has a lyric sheet and sticker. This still is and will always be one of my favorite releases.
Pressing Info:
There are about 80 of these printed with a few different color covers.


WAKING UP HURTS - demo CDr
SOLD OUT
Here are 12 killer songs from Nick, of EE fame. This is a mixture of Nick haunting style of song writing along with some instumental stuff, some collaborations with friends and even some funny shit thrown in too. Unfortunetly, this released was prettyrushed and doesn't do the music justice. WAKING UP HURTS sounds like if GOD SPEED YOU BLACK EMPEROR played structured songs...and that is even a stretch.This is a totally original mixture of guitars, violins, and vocals...and it's all played by one person.
Pressing Info:
25-50 of these were made and sold for $1 to help Nick get the hell out of Naples. The covers were just photocopies that were folded over and stapled.


WATER RAT EXPERIMENT - ...And Still We Dance CDr
SOLD OUT
The WATER RAT EXPERIMENT was a short-lived, go-nowhere band that Nick and I played in. WRE played HC/PUNK with political lyrics, sung by all four members. We had some melodic parts, and on this recording was heading in the darker direction that we, or at least i, was trying for. WRE had high hopes, but not much really happened with it. We played about 5 or 6 shows in our almost 2 year existence. This cd came with a killer booklet with lyrics and writing from the band, and overall has a somber feel. The packaging on this is way better than the actual recording!
Pressing Info:
There were two runs of this release. The first one was of 75 copies and the 2nd was of 43 copies. All were packaged in this crazy foam-like stuff from the art store that were folded and stapled to make a sleeve, with screen prints on the front and back. The first few copies of this had a rushed, make shift booklet, and the later ones had a proper booklet. This is probably the prettiest released i have ever had a hand in.


WATER RAT EXPERIMENT - demo CDr
SOLD OUT
4 songs of political HC/PUNK. These songs later got re-recorded on the "...And Still We Dance" CD (pictured above). This came with a hard to read booklet that had lyrics and explanations. The recording on this is pretty bad, where at times you can only hear one guitar and some vocals are way too low in the mix. We were unexperienced, and i think it shows...but who cares, it was fun.
Pressing Info:
If i remember correctly, there was 75 of these made. The packaging was made from stolen american flags and sewed into sleeves by me. They had a front and back screen print and also came with a patch.